you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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