why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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