That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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