therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
