How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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