umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize
