dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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