I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Never underestimate the power of titties
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