i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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