You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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