It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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