so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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