i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
