When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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