I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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