Kiss
Puke
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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