halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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