what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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