this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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