jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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