The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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