How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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