She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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