Tell her she can't have a vagina
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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