idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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