***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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