A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Still dying that you shit outside
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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