wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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