I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
