I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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