I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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