Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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