i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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