You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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