There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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