i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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