She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
How external is "for external use only"?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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