I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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