it wasn't lemon gatorade
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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