I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I am available for nakedness
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.