Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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