she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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