We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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