why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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