Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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