WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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