Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
The power of my boobs compel you
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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