So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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