he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
should my penis look like a turkey
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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