I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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