The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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