put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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