May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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