And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Who died my cat blue again?
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